Super Ultimate Cows on Steroids!?!

As I was surfing the web, I came across a very interesting article about Belgium cows. They are very big muscular cows. Their muscle mass is so big they don't have to shave the hair to see it.

You might think they used steroids or some chemical for the cows to be that big. You're wrong, this specific breed of cows is a result of successful selective breeding. They chose the biggest male and female to mate with each other and made sure the gene responsible for this amazingly distinctive muscle mass is always available.

In our time, they are using computer technology to scan the sperm of the cow and make sure the gene is there and then they conduct artificial mating. They control the mating and the offspring by artificially masturbating the cow and taking the selected sperm and then inject it into the female cow.

Ultimate Simon Fan in American Idol - Hillarious

Simon Cowell, is an A&R executive and TV producer; also is one of the American Idol Judges who is well known for being bluntly honest with the contestants that sometimes it hurts them badly. He barely smile, rarely jokes and hardly moves. Yet, he is touched by his fans and he is entertained by his admirers.

A mid-aged man from Philippine steps into the show to sing for the judges. The judges were impressed by the voice, the character, the outfit, the hat with SIMON written on it and especially by the song he sang ESPECIALLY for Simon.
Randy clapped, Paula danced, Ryan bowed, and most importantly Simon smiled and gave him a hug with a very surprising yet predictable answer.
If you liked the lyrics, you can find them below the video.

I am your brother,
Your bestfriend for ever,
Singing the songs,
The music that you like,
We're brothers till the end of time,
Together or not,
Your always in my heart,
You hurt your feelings,
And you'll be ready no more!

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