Open Mail --> Read a Forward --> Forward it to Everyone
What about if they're too many all at once?
What will you do?
What can you do?
You still don't get it?
You'll see what I mean
Boycotting Forwards
Boycott American goods because they help Israelis
Boycott British goods because they support America
Boycott Danish goods because of the Prophet Mohammad Caricature
Boycott goods from Holland because of the movie they created about Prophets
Boycott German goods... Just because it's close to the above countries
Did everyone forget that the one sending this forward is probably using an American brand laptop with all American software installed, using a Starbucks internet connection, after having a McDonald's meal takeaway?
Health Forwards
Don't drink Pepsi because it contains detergents and Pork "juice"
Don't drink Red Bull because it causes sterility
Don't use deodorants, soaps or shampoos because they cause Cancer
Don't eat cow meat because of Mad Cow disease
Don't eat chicken because of Bird Flu
Don't eat fish because of the wastes thrown in the sea
Don't eat fruits or vegetables because they're treated with hormones
Don't drink water because it's chlorine treated
Don't eat canned foods because they contain preservatives
Don't drink non fresh juices because they contain colorings
So this leaves us with eating air!! But hey... Air is polluted with poisonous gases from cars and factories
If you didn't care about the above, you have to at least do the following
Don't drink water after you eat
Don't sleep, walk or relax after eating
Don't smoke, drink tea or coffee after eating
So the best solution is to eat and then kill yourself
Don't keep water in plastic bottles in the fridge because it's cancerous
Don't keep water in a glass bottle in the fridge because it might break small pieces without you noticing and you drink it and die
Don't keep water outside the fridge or it might get contaminated
Don't drink from the tap because it's unhealthy and not clean
Don't use your cellphone without an earpiece because the waves kill brain cells
Don't use earpieces because of static electric charges
Don't use Bluetooth because also it's waves can kill brain cells
So basically, everyone who has a cellphone is getting stupider each minute
Don't let the car air conditioner to circulate indoor air because it gets contaminated from human exhale
Don't use outdoor circulation because the air is polluted already
Drink vinegar to burn fat, don't drink vinegar because it causes ulcer
Stay in the sun for Vitamin D, don't stay in the sun because of UV
Spiritual Forwards
Forward and receive 276523867 blessings from God
You read a promise to forward and then the email then they remind you that you promised so you feel like crap if you don't forward
If you don't forward you will have very bad luck
If you don't forward you will be cursed
You will never be forgiven for your sins if you don't forward
If you read this sentence and forward it once you will be forgiven for all your life's sins
Breast feeding is irreligious
Pokemon is forbidden
PlayStation is forbidden
Micky Mouse shall be killed and burned
I mean come on!! Are you playing God? Or maybe the ones who write such emails have a direct contact with God we haven't established yet.
Conclusion
One should never eat, drink, breathe, talk on the phone or go outside of the house. One should only forward emails because forwarding is the savior and the real meaning of living a life.
If you don't want to forward this article, then at least share it! Click on the SHARE button below so you can share it with your friends on any social website like Facebook, MySpace etc..
Spread the word or YOU DIE!!
What about if they're too many all at once?
What will you do?
What can you do?
You still don't get it?
You'll see what I mean
Boycotting Forwards
Boycott American goods because they help Israelis
Boycott British goods because they support America
Boycott Danish goods because of the Prophet Mohammad Caricature
Boycott goods from Holland because of the movie they created about Prophets
Boycott German goods... Just because it's close to the above countries
Did everyone forget that the one sending this forward is probably using an American brand laptop with all American software installed, using a Starbucks internet connection, after having a McDonald's meal takeaway?
Health Forwards
Don't drink Pepsi because it contains detergents and Pork "juice"
Don't drink Red Bull because it causes sterility
Don't use deodorants, soaps or shampoos because they cause Cancer
Don't eat cow meat because of Mad Cow disease
Don't eat chicken because of Bird Flu
Don't eat fish because of the wastes thrown in the sea
Don't eat fruits or vegetables because they're treated with hormones
Don't drink water because it's chlorine treated
Don't eat canned foods because they contain preservatives
Don't drink non fresh juices because they contain colorings
So this leaves us with eating air!! But hey... Air is polluted with poisonous gases from cars and factories
If you didn't care about the above, you have to at least do the following
Don't drink water after you eat
Don't sleep, walk or relax after eating
Don't smoke, drink tea or coffee after eating
So the best solution is to eat and then kill yourself
Don't keep water in plastic bottles in the fridge because it's cancerous
Don't keep water in a glass bottle in the fridge because it might break small pieces without you noticing and you drink it and die
Don't keep water outside the fridge or it might get contaminated
Don't drink from the tap because it's unhealthy and not clean
Don't use your cellphone without an earpiece because the waves kill brain cells
Don't use earpieces because of static electric charges
Don't use Bluetooth because also it's waves can kill brain cells
So basically, everyone who has a cellphone is getting stupider each minute
Don't let the car air conditioner to circulate indoor air because it gets contaminated from human exhale
Don't use outdoor circulation because the air is polluted already
Drink vinegar to burn fat, don't drink vinegar because it causes ulcer
Stay in the sun for Vitamin D, don't stay in the sun because of UV
Spiritual Forwards
Forward and receive 276523867 blessings from God
You read a promise to forward and then the email then they remind you that you promised so you feel like crap if you don't forward
If you don't forward you will have very bad luck
If you don't forward you will be cursed
You will never be forgiven for your sins if you don't forward
If you read this sentence and forward it once you will be forgiven for all your life's sins
Breast feeding is irreligious
Pokemon is forbidden
PlayStation is forbidden
Micky Mouse shall be killed and burned
I mean come on!! Are you playing God? Or maybe the ones who write such emails have a direct contact with God we haven't established yet.
Conclusion
One should never eat, drink, breathe, talk on the phone or go outside of the house. One should only forward emails because forwarding is the savior and the real meaning of living a life.
If you don't want to forward this article, then at least share it! Click on the SHARE button below so you can share it with your friends on any social website like Facebook, MySpace etc..
Spread the word or YOU DIE!!
Inspired from a forward written by Yazan Twair
Translated from Arabic to English by Nader al-Maleh
Translated from Arabic to English by Nader al-Maleh
