Let's say you are sick of your Facebook account and sick of everyone knowing your updates and who you're talking to and things like that. You will start by looking into a way to delete your account, you will search all of Facebook to look for the words DELETE ACCOUNT, unfortunately you will never find this option. Mark Zuckenberg was smart enough to understand that when people get hooked to Facebook, they will have to come back at some point even if they deleted their account. So, he comes up with the option DEACTIVATE ACCOUNT.
Deactivating a Facebook account will keep all your albums, pictures, comments, statuses, applications, information, private messages, and also notifications alive, except that they will be hidden. So, basically, all your information are always still accessible and on Facebook servers they are saved. You can make sure that this is true by:
- Deactivate your account
- Call a friend that was tagged in an album you uploaded
- Ask him if the photo he was tagged in is still there or not
- IT IS STILL THERE, however, the album isn't because he is not tagged in the other photos
Let's assume you have 3552 pictures uploaded into 162 albums, 108 links posted, a total of 7265 messages in the inbox and sent, 73 videos uploaded and a million posts on your wall and another million posts and comments to other profiles. You want your account deleted and remove all related items from Facebook. If you deactivate, everything will stay still... FOREVER! So, here is what you can do to delete your Facebook account:
- Sign in to your Facebook account
- Open a new page or tab
- Google some photos of genitalia (male or female) by typing PENIS or VAGINA and make sure the safe search option is off
- Choose your favorite photo and save it on your desktop
- Notify your friends of the major change you are about to perform so they will not be shocked either by email, sms, phone call or Facebook status update
- Change your Facebook name
- Put the photo of the genitalia you saved on your desktop as your Facebook profile picture
- Add as many people as possible randomly with nonsense remarks
- Send private messages to people you randomly search for
- wait for at most 48 hours and BAMMMM!! your account is permanently deleted off Facebook servers and forever
- You want your Facebook account back.... Get a new one!
Good luck everyone in deleting your accounts