Saturday, January 31, 2009

Perverted Tolerance

For most people in this generation, the words in the title above scan poorly, if at all. The juxtaposition of the concepts of tolerance, perversion and slavery is unheard of today. Reading them, the computer that is your mind sends up a message box saying, "There is no file for these ideas, would you like to create one?"

Would you?

You should, your life depends on it.

How?

Let's learn from the experience of catatonic people. Some things, like fire on the skin, can only be tolerated at risk of life and limb. Even a five year old knows that people who tolerate a direct flame to the skin are seriously defective in survival skills. Take that kind of tolerance to its logical conclusion and you will find victims of catatonia, utterly oblivious to even the most life-threatening invasive marauders. Catatonics are enslaved to tolerance.

Catatonics have an excuse: they went out to lunch and never returned. We don't have that excuse. If we tolerate life-threatening invasive marauders, we, in all our conscious glory, must find a word other than catatonia to describe our slavery to tolerance.

Blogging!!

Honestly.. I have no idea why I am blogging or what a blog is in the first place! But come on it's kinda interesting. Well usually people post and blog because they want other people to know what's going on in their lives.. Well in my life there's nothing new to talk about. Besides, I have Facebook and that's enough for people to know what's going on in my life.. ALL THE FUCKIN TIME!

So I decided to blog and post things here that my friends at least will enjoy. Interesting things they never heard about, funky stories and of course.. MANY MANY PERVERTED STORIES!! I am sure the people who know me well enough will enjoy my blog.

So I guess I have nothing more to say for now except good luck enjoying some of the interesting posts I'll be publishing. I am sure you will and remember to always comment on the things you like and don't like.. You know just for feedback so I keep it all coming.. In all possible meanings!